Guys Be Aware: You Will Never Ma$turb’ate Again In Your Life After Reading This

1. Masturb’ation doesn’t have the health benefits that se x does.

It appears that not all Og’asms are created equally, because study after study shows that intercourse has all sorts of benefits for men for your blood pressure, heart and prostate health, pain, and more. You’d think that masturb’ation would, too. But it doesn’t.

Why would it make a difference whether you ej’aculate during s’ex or on your own? No one’s sure. But your body seems to respond differently. Even the makeup of s’emen is different if you masturb’ation instead of having s’ex.

Still, does it really matter? Have you honestly been masturb’ating all these years only because you wanted to boost your prostate health? Didn’t think so.

2. Masturb’ation is not risk-free.

Sure, it’s low-risk. It’s the safest form of s’ex possible. No one ever caught an STD from himself or made himself pregnant. But like other low-risk activities (chewing, walking), it still has some risks.

Frequent or rough masturb’ation can cause minor skin irritation. Forcefully bending an erect pen’is can rupture the chambers that fill with blood, a rare but gruesome condition called pen’ile fracture.

Afterward, the pen’is looks like an eggplant, It’s purple and swollen.” Most men need surgery to repair it.

3.There’s no “normal” amount of masturb’ation.

Guys can get hung up on whether they masturb’ate too much. But it’s not how many times you masturb’ate in a week (or day) that really matters. It’s how it fits into your life.

If you masturb’ate many times a day and have a healthy, satisfying life, good for you. But if you masturb’ate many times a day and you’re missing work or giving up on s’ex with your partner because of it, consider seeing a s’ex therapist.