9 funniest quotes of Patience Jonathan to remember on her 59th birthday (videos)

Former first lady, Patience Jonathan is 59 today


Today marks the 59th birthday of former President Goodluck Jonathan’s wife, Dame Patience, also known as Mama Peace.



Born on the 25th of October 1957, her middle name is Fakabalema, often shortened to Faka. It means ‘unending blessings’.

 During her husband’s administration. she thrilled Nigerians and made them laugh with her grammatical blunders and public gaffes. Here are just nine of the most interesting ones:

1. When addressing a meeting of parents of teh missing Chibok girls: “Chai! Chai! There is God o… There’s God in everything we are doing. Continue!”

2. Still on Chibok girls: “Na only you waka come?”

3. “Why didn’t they mention those people that went there with their family and succeeded.”

4. While addressing press men after the Female Under-19 FIFA World Cup: “Yes, we are all happy for the effort. It is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one.”

5. While addressing a crowd during a Peoples Democratic Party Women Presidential Rally in Uyo: “A bird at hand is worth a million in the bush.

Nigerian women, let us shine our eyes. Women of Nigeria, are you ready to go to prison? Are you ready to go and give your father food in the prison? It is not our portion. We reject it.”

6. Speaking about then Akwa Ibom state governor, Godswill Akpabio: “A good man borns (sic) a good son. You cannot deliver what you don’t have, and that’s why he has brought somebody that can also deliver you from the APC. The one that will heal you.”

7. “We are not propagandaly (sic). We are not here to deceive you. We are not here to lie for you. Because whatever we say, go and search because you will see it.”

8. “When the people were there o, women were afraid to born child. Women were afraid to produce the kids. They cannot produce. They are afraid, “I should not die”.”

9. On the suicide bombers attacking the northern part of the country: “The bombers, who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman?

They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.” Happy birthday to Patience Jonathan.  

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